A miserable little pile of secrets.

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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4 hours ago
curzing:

annehathawillannehathaway:

"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"


said sarah jessica parker

curzing:

annehathawillannehathaway:

"are you wearing the-"

"the chanel boots? yeah i am"

said sarah jessica parker

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20 hours ago

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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Posted
21 hours ago

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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Posted
21 hours ago